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Apr
5

The Right Cup

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Two Jews, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there any Jews in China?”  “I don't know,” Sid replied. “Why don't we ask the waiter?”  When the oriental waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews?”  “I don't ... Continue

Aug
2

The Capital of Cheating

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A teacher asked her students, “Having more than one wife at a time is known as polygamy, but what is having just one wife all your life called?  And a pupil replied, “monotony”.  Ashley Madison is a major website for married people who want to cheat on ... Continue

Oct
20

National Squirrel Appreciation Day

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A minister visited a lady in a retirement home and as she lay in bed he spoke with her.  Now beside was a dish full of nuts.  The pastor ate one, then another, until before he knew it, looking down, they were all gone. “I am so ... Continue

Sep
15

Stem Cells

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STEM CELLS One woman writes, “I was in my ninth month of pregnancy feeling very uncomfortable. And on top of all of this, my pleas for sympathy from my husband seemed to be going unnoticed. So one day I said to him, ‘I hope in your next life ... Continue

May
5

Holocaust Two

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Canada is one of only four nations in the entire world (China, Cuba, North Korea) that has absolutely no abortion law whatsoever.  Here’s a brief history.  In 1892, the Canadian federal government passed a law prohibiting abortion, placing it under the criminal code.  In 1969, Canadian ... Continue

Sep
22

The Cold, Hard Fact

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A tourist was driving through Texas and stopped at a gas station.  He observed a small piece of rope hanging down with a sign above it, “Weather Forecaster.”  The man inquired of an old-timer, “How does this thing work,” The fella replied, “When it swings, it’s windy. ... Continue