WHO SAID THE EARTH WAS FLAT?

I was glad when they said unto me,Let us go into the house of the Lord. Things Mothers Might Have Said Thomas Edison’s Mother – “Of course I’m proud you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed.”…Abraham Lincoln’s Mother – “Again, with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you wear a … [Read more…]

STAYING ON YOUR SIDE OF THE ROAD

An old lady was watching the news on television when suddenly a story came on saying somebody was driving the wrong way down the highway (the same road her husband drives to work on each day.) Being very nervous about it, she decided to call her husband to caution him and to ensure that he … [Read more…]

Clocks ahead!

Reminder the clocks are going ahead one hour March 10 (this Sunday at 2AM is the official hour that this takes place). Don’t be late for church, get up at 2AM and take an hour and fifteen minutes to do a fifteen minute job.

GIDEONS AND GENDER

I was glad when they said unto me,Let us go into the house of the Lord. A woman was waiting at an airport one night, with several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shops, bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed … [Read more…]

Family Day Sunday

CHANGE IN SERVICES FOR SUNDAY Feb 18 At 10:00, the adults will meet upstairs for a Bible lesson (the children will meet downstairs to practice their special) … Normal service at 11:00. At 12:00 there will be a pot-luck lunch (please bring a crock pot item or salad and a dessert) … No evening service … [Read more…]

RED-LETTER CHRISTIANS

Cecil B. DeMille, the famed Hollywood film-maker,had already made a name for himself as the director of a number of money-making movies at the box office, So DeMille decided he would repay his loyal audiences theatre ticket-buying support, by letting them choose his next production. Cecil placed an ad in newspapers across the country announcing … [Read more…]