TO KISS? (OR) NOT TO KISS?

A fundamental Baptist Bible college student was a real legalist who demanded a scriptural basis for everything that he did. So whenever he was asked to do something, he would reply – “chapter and verse, chapter and verse”. Well, all was going fine until he fell in love with a beautiful girl. He really wanted … [Read more…]

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Services have been cancelled as directed by the province because of the covid19 virus concerns.  No services on Sundays, March 22 and 29th,2020.

CORONA VIRUS Summer Swoon?

A young couple were sitting in a swing on a porch at a country home.  The young man noticed a tear coming down the face of the young lady.  He said, “What’s wrong, sweetheart?  No problem.  I’ll just kiss it away.”  This went on for a while until finally he said, “Is there anything I … [Read more…]

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March 15, 2020 will continue Pastor Fischer’s series on Preterism in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.  He also will be preaching in the morning service at 11:00.  Again, in the evening service at 7:00 Dr. Clarence Sexton will continue his video series on “The Perils of the Last Days”.

WHAT YOUTH FEAR THE MOST

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.   His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will … [Read more…]

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On Sunday, March 8th, 2020, the Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m. will continue Pastor Gary’s lessons on Preterism.  He will also be preaching in the morning service at 11:00.  The evening service at 7:00 will be another video sermon on the screen by Dr. Clarence Sexton.

OUR MANIFEST DESTINY

The Lone Ranger & Tonto are riding down into a box canyon. At the far end, the Lone Ranger notices an army of Comanche Indians, in full war-paint, frowning down from the cliff walls at him.  Turning to his left he notices a great number of very mad looking Arapaho Indians staring down.  On his … [Read more…]

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As we move into the month of March, 2020, Sunday on the first at 10:00 a.m. Pastor Gary Fischer will continue his new series on Preterism Prophecy in the Adult Bible Class.  He will also preach in the morning service at 11:00.  The evening service at 7:00 p.m. will feature on screen a message preached … [Read more…]

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Sunday, February 23, 2020, begins with the Adult Bible Class taught by Pastor Gary Fischer at 10:00 a.m.  This is followed by the morning service at 11:00 with Pastor Eric Watson bringing the message from the Word of God.  The evening service for this Sunday will be another sermon by Dr. Sexton to be given … [Read more…]

A HERO UNDER THE INFLUENCE

Like everyone else at ground zero, Charlie was in the wrong place at the wrong time.  He’d spent all day in the kitchen, overseeing a crew of thirteen junior bakers, churning out breads, cakes, pies and pastries for a crowd that never seemed to dwindle.  Charlie had always hoped to make a name for himself … [Read more…]

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On Family Day Sunday, February 16, 2020, there will be a unified Bible class for everyone at 10:00 a.m.  Pastor Fischer will lead this class and then preach in the morning service at 11:00.  A pot-luck crock-pot meal followed by dessert will be enjoyed at noon.  Instead of an evening service, there will be an … [Read more…]

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On February 9, 2020 Pastor Gary Fischer will lead the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. with another penned pal of Paul – important people whose lives were important to his ministry.  The morning service at 11:00 will also have preaching by Pastor Gary.  Dr. Adrian Rodgers is the on-screen preacher for the evening service … [Read more…]

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This coming Sunday, February 2, 2020, Pastor Gary Fischer will continue his Bible series on Paul’s Penned Pals in the 10:00 a.m. Adult Bible Class and also bring the message in the 11:00 morning service.  The evening service at 7:00 p.m. will feature another on-screen part of Dr. Clarence Sexton’s series on I Corinthians chapter … [Read more…]

NOT EVERYONE’S WILD ABOUT HARRY Coming To Canada

Note – The above title is based on the famous song from the 1920s Broadway play, Shuffle Along -“I’m just wild about Harry and he’s just wild about me!” A real-estate agent was showing a home to a young couple.  After giving the usual real-estate sales pitch, the agent had a guilty conscience and confessed … [Read more…]

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On the last Sunday of the month, January 26, 2020, Pastor Gary Fischer will continue his series on “Paul’s Penned Pals” in the Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m.  In the morning service at 11 a.m., Stuart Foy will be preaching.  Another of our deacons speaking in the evening service at 7:00 will be Mark … [Read more…]

PEW POTATOES Contemporary Christian Music

The Spuds had three daughters, all of whom went away to college. There they met and dated several different people. All three became engaged at the same time, and went home to tell their parents.  The oldest daughter said, “Mom, Dad, I have some good news. I’m getting married!”  The parents asked, “So who is … [Read more…]

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This Sunday, January 19, 2020, the Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m. is led by Pastor Gary as he continues his series on Paul’s Penned Pals.  Last Sunday, Pastor Eric Watson was not able to be with us preaching, so we are looking forward to his ministry this Sunday in the 11:00 o’clock hour morning … [Read more…]

CAN THE QUEEN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING?

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self- assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.  The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, … [Read more…]

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Sunday, January 12th, 2020, continues with Paul’s Penned Pals, a series taught by Pastor Fischer in the 10 a.m. Adult Bible Class.  At the 11 a.m. morning service, Pastor Eric Watson is scheduled to preach.  Dr. Clarence Sexton via the video screen will continue his series on I Corinthians 13 in the evening service at … [Read more…]

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Starting the new year off on January 5, 2020, Pastor Gary Fischer will lead in the Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m. beginning a new series on Paul’s Penned Pals.  He will also preach in the morning service at 11:00.  The evening service at 7:00 will feature Dr. Clarence Sexton and his on-screen video series … [Read more…]

FAMILY FRICTION

Average Relative Can’t Last Four Hours With Their Family Over The Holidays Guests were coming to a home for the evening.   The lady of the house cleaned all day in preparation for their visit.  And everything went really well: the games, the food, the conversation.  However, there was one problem.  When company exited the … [Read more…]

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On the last Sunday of the year on December 29th, 2019, Pastor Gary will preach in the morning service at 11:00 a.m.  In the evening service at 7:00 p.m., Dr. Sexton will preach via the screen to finish the year at Wingham Baptist Church.  It will be a rest and relax week with no prayer … [Read more…]

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On December 22, 2019, there will just be services at 11:00 and 7:00.  Pastor Eric Watson will preach in the morning service.  The evening service will be Pastor Gary Fischer preaching.  There will be no prayer meeting the next two Wednesdays, Dec. 25, and Jan. 1st.

SMART PHONES A Bad Apple?

In the winter of 1906, Britain’s Punch magazine published a joke about the future of technology.  Under the headline, “Forecast For 1907″ a black-and-white cartoon showed a well-dressed Edwardian couple sitting in a London park.  The man and woman are turned away from each other, an antenna protruding from their hats.  In their laps are … [Read more…]

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Sunday, December 15th,2019, in the morning Pastor Fischer will teach in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00, followed by the morning service at 11:00.  A Christmas treat of Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory candy apples will be available for all the children and youth.  In the evening: Dr. Terry Anderson, a southern black KJV Baptist preacher, … [Read more…]

CHOC IT UP Chocolate & Coughing

A man found a magic lamp on the beach. He rubbed it and out popped a genie, who gave the fella three wishes.  First, he wished for a million dollars, and poof, there was the money. Second, he wished for a convertible and poof, there was the car.  Finally, he wished that  he could be … [Read more…]

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Since services on December 1st were cancelled due to weather, the series by Pastor Gary for the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. will begin this Sunday, December 8th, 2019.  The morning service will have Pastor Fischer preaching, as well.  The on-screen sermon we missed last Sunday by John Courson on the subject, The Lord’s … [Read more…]

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As we begin the month of December, 2019, on the first Sunday in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m., Pastor Gary will begin a new short teaching series entitled, Why Two Christmas Stories (Matthew and Luke) Are Better Than One.  We begin singing the carols of the season and Pastor Gary will preach in … [Read more…]

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On Sunday, November 24th, 2019, Pastor Gary Fischer will begin a new Christmas series in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.  Our preacher for the morning service at 11:00 will be Pastor Eric Watson.  On the video screen, the evening service at 7:00 p.m. will feature one of Dr. Sexton’s messages.

CHERRY BOMB Don Cherry

A cherry bomb was a spherical exploding firework that was popular when I was a teenager.  It was so named because it resembled a large cherry in colour and size, with the extended inch-long stem used as the fuse.  Once lit, you had about three seconds before it exploded (with a real bang).  In my … [Read more…]

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This Sunday, November 17, 2019, Pastor Fischer will conclude his series on The Gates of Zion in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.  Stuart Foy, a deacon at our church, will preach in the morning service at 11:00.  Mark Wassink, who works with our youth will preach in the evening service at 7:00.

Coming Up…

Pastor Fischer is explaining the East Gate in the series of the Gates of Zion in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.  He will also be preaching in the 11:00 morning service on November 10th, 2019.  In the evening service at 7:00, shown on the screen will be a sermon by Dr. Sexton from … [Read more…]

THE LOST SUPPER

The Most Important Thing You Can Do With Your Kids?  Eat With Them. A little boy had been bad all day.  And so at meal time, instead of sending the child upstairs with no supper, the  father put a card table in the corner of the dining room (for the child to sit at apart … [Read more…]

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Time Change Sunday – November 3, 2019 – Pastor Gary will continue his series of lessons in the Adult Bible Class on the Gates of Zion at 10:00 a.m.  The morning service at 11:00 will be led by Pastor Gary as well.  Our guest speaker for the evening service at 7:00 is Al Stone representing … [Read more…]

STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

Divorce Rates Are Far Higher For Modern Couples Who Share The Housework, Than For Those Women Who Do Most Of The Housework One evening a woman arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of laundry in the washer and another load in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the … [Read more…]

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Next Sunday the 27th, the last Sunday in October, 2019, Pastor Gary Fischer will continue the Adult Bible Class with another gate of the Gates of Zion series at 10:00 a.m.  Following this in the 11:00 morning service, he will also preach.  A special speaker for the 7:00 evening service, Pastor Doug Wood, will bring … [Read more…]

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This Sunday, October 20th, 2019, the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 in the morning will be taught by Pastor Gary Fischer.  He is presently doing a study on the Gates of Zion.  Preaching at the 11:00 a.m. service will also be Pastor Gary.  A guest speaker, Jim Hughes, from Creation Ministries International will be present … [Read more…]

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On Thanksgiving Sunday, October 13, 2019, the 10:00 morning class will be led by Pastor Eric Watson.  The service at 11:00 we will have Pastor Gary Fischer preaching.  In the evening service at 7:00 p.m., the last part of The Pilgrim’s Progress Movie will be shown.  The day will conclude with a variety of harvest … [Read more…]

THE FASTEST GROWING CHURCH IN THE WORLD

A small town had three churches: Presbyterian, Methodist, and Baptist.  All three had a serious problem with squirrels in their buildings. And each place of worship had its own way of dealing with the problem.  The Presbyterians decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the church and so they would just have to … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

On the 6th, the first Sunday in October, Pastor Fischer will continue his series on The Gates of Zion in the 10:00 Adult Bible Class.  He will also be preaching in the 11:00 morning service.  The second part of the Pilgrim’s Progress movie will be shown in the 7:00 evening service.

TO BEEF OR NOT TO BEEF, THAT IS NOW THE QUESTION

Two cows are sitting at the fence, watching a new, shiny milk truck go driving by.  It says on the side, “Ultra-homogenized, micro-filtered and pasteurized, 98% reduced fat and vitamin D fortified milk.” One cow turns its head  toward the other and sighs, “Kind of makes you feel kind of inadequate, doesn’t it?” Beef is … [Read more…]

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This coming Sunday is September 29, 2019.  Pastor Gary Fischer will be teaching in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. continuing his series on The Gates of Zion.  He is also to preach in our Sunday service at 11:00 a.m.  In the evening service at 7:00 we will see the first part of three … [Read more…]

BAPTISTS WHO GO WHERE GOD HAS NOT GONE

It was Sunday morning and a mother and her six-year-old daughter were sitting in church.  The mom opened up her Bible and put it on her lap.  The first-grader noticed the book and said to her mother, “Did God really write all that?”  The mom said, “Yes, He did, every word.”  And the little girl … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

This Sunday, September 22, 2019, Pastor Fischer will continue his series on the Gates of Zion in the 10 a.m. Adult Bible Class.  In the morning service at 11:00 Stuart Foy will be bringing the message.  Mark Wassink will be speaking in the evening service at 7:00.

Coming Up…

On this coming Sunday, September 15th, 2019, Pastor Gary Fischer will lead in the three meeting times – 10 a.m., 11 a.m. and 7:00 p.m.  The Adult Bible Class continues in the series of “The Gates of Zion” and the evening service continues in the series, “Whatever Happened to Hell?”

Coming Up…

Next Sunday, September 8th, at 10 a.m. the Adult Bible Class led by Pastor Fischer will begin a new series on the “Gates of Zion”.  Pastor Eric Watson will be preaching in the morning service at 11:00.  In the evening service at 7:00, there will be a message on screen by Dr. Sexton.

(UN) REALITY TV

A woman was shopping at Walmart and came to the check-out  to pay for her purchases.  As she opened her purse to get money out, the cashier noticed the lady had the television remote-control inside.  She asked, “Do you always carry around the television remote with you?”  The wife replied, “No, but my husband refused … [Read more…]

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Back-To-School Sunday – September 1st begins with everyone together at 10:00 for a unified Sunday School class at 10 a.m. featuring information on Robert Raikes, the founder of Sunday School.  Pastor Gary Fischer will preach in the morning service at 11 a.m., which will be followed by a pot-luck lunch at noon.  There will be … [Read more…]

FEELING LESS “LEFT” OUT

Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a “Left-Handed Whopper” specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.). However, the left-handed whopper … [Read more…]

ONLY IN QUEBEC At Least So Far

During the Second World War a company of American soldiers was marching through France when a little old lady approached them with a broom over her shoulder. She joined the troops and began to march with them.  The soldiers smiled at the lady and told her to please step aside because she could not do … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

Pastor Gary Fischer will be teaching and preaching in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00, the morning service at 11:00 and the evening service at 7:00 p.m.  He is currently doing a series on the doctrine of disabilities in the adult Bible class, and “Whatever Happened to Hell?” in the evening service.

Coming Up…

On Sunday, August 18th, 2019, the 10:00 a.m. Adult Bible Class is taught by Gary Fischer.  The sermon in the morning service at 11:00 will be by Eric Watson.  Finishing up the day at the evening service at 7:00 p.m., Pastor Fischer will preach another message in his series on, “Whatever Happened to Hell.”

HAVE GUN, WILL SHOOT

Danny Simpson, age eighteen, was sentenced to six years in jail for robbing a bank of $6,000.  But the gun he used in the crime ended up in a museum.  It turned out to be a 1918 antique worth over $100,000. If Dan had known what he had in his hands, he never would have … [Read more…]

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August 11th, 2019, Pastor Gary Fischer will lead in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m., the morning service at 11:00 a.m., and the evening service at 7:00 p.m. Two new series will begin – The Doctrine of Disabilities in the Adult Bible Class, and Whatever Happened to Hell in the evening service.

IN GOD WE TRUSTED?

In the days before credit cards were commonplace in North America, many shopkeepers hesitated to extend credit to customers.  So this sign became very popular: “In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash.” Many Canadians do not realize that according to Parliamentary rules, no official business, debate or deliberation (including question period) may begin in … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

On Civic Day Sunday, August 4th, 2019, we will have a unified Sunday School in the church auditorium led by Pastor Fischer at 10:00 a.m.  In the morning service at 11:00 a.m., Stuart Foy will be preaching.  Mark Wassink will preach in the evening service at 7:00 p.m.   This is followed by an ice-cream treat … [Read more…]

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July 28th, 2019 begins with the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.  Pastor Fischer will finish his series on Ezra, the Second Moses.  He will also preach in the morning service at 11:00.  The evening service at 7:00 p.m. will feature on the screen the preaching ministry of Dr. Sexton.

ADAM’S RIB

After Adam stayed out late a few nights, Eve became suspicious of him running around with another woman “What other woman?” Adam said. “You’re the only one here.” That night, as Adam was fast asleep he was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest.  “What are you doing?”  “Counting your ribs.” Both men and … [Read more…]

COMING UP…

On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 10:00 a.m. in the Adult Bible Class, Pastor Gary Fischer will continue his series on Ezra, the Second Moses.  In the morning service at 11:00 a.m., Pastor Eric Watson will preach.  Again, we will feature another sermon of Dr. Sexton on the screen in the evening service at 7:00 … [Read more…]

HOME DEPOT BOYCOTT BACKFIRES

A lady writes: My parents, who are real do-it-your-selfers, were sprucing up their basement. They picked out bright orange shag carpeting and then spread it over our lawn in order to measure and cut it. The neighbors watched curiously. After a while, the teenage daughter of one of the neighbors spoke up. “The families have … [Read more…]

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On Sunday, July 14, 2019, Pastor Fischer will teach the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.  He will preach also at our 11:00 morning service.  In the evening at 7:00 p.m. we will view on screen a sermon by Dr. Sexton entitled, “Meet the Most Miserable”.

GOING BANANAS OVER RADIATION?

Two gas company servicemen: a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking metres in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of the street and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman watched the two men from her kitchen window as they checked … [Read more…]

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This Sunday, July 7, 2019, Pastor Gary Fischer will teach both the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 and the Morning Service at 11:00 a.m.  The evening service at 7:00 p.m. will feature another taped message by Dr. Sexton on the screen.

DEATH RAYS

An Amish man lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built up. It became so heavy and fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of six a day. So he called the sheriff’s office and said, “You’ve got to do something about all of these … [Read more…]

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On June 30th, 2019, Pastor Fischer will do a unified Sunday School class for everyone at 10:00 a.m.  The morning service at 11:00 will also be led by Pastor Gary.  In the evening service at 7:00 p.m., we will see and hear on screen another message by Dr. Sexton.  A strawberry and ice cream social … [Read more…]

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On Sunday, June 23rd, 2019, Pastor Fischer will continue the series on Ezra in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.  The morning service at 11:00 will also be led by Pastor Fischer.  Then in the evening at 7:00 p.m., we will be showing on screen a sermon that was preached by Dr. Sexton at … [Read more…]

STICKER SHOCK The Price Of Celery

A man went out of his house to pick up the morning newspaper from the lawn and noticed one bunch of celery stalks on his porch.  This went on for a  week.  Finally he called the police, “I think I’m being stalked!”  Today, the last thing people would be doing with celery is giving it … [Read more…]

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This Sunday on June 16th, the Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m. will continue our study on Ezra (The Second Moses).  Pastor Fischer will teach this class as well as preach in the morning service at 11:00.  In the evening service at 7:00 p.m., we are pleased to have a male quartet singing and the … [Read more…]

CODE GIRLS

The Riveting, Untold Story Of The Brave Young American Women Who Cracked Both The German And Japanese Code To Help Win World War II A woman driver was hit from behind by a man driver at a four-way intersection.  As both drivers exited their vehicles, the woman yelled at the man, “Didn’t you see my … [Read more…]

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Next Sunday, June 9th, Pastor Fischer will continue his Sunday School Class for the adults at 10:00 on Ezra, the Second Moses series.  Pastor Eric Watson will be our preacher for the morning service at 11:00.  In the evening 7:00 service, we will continue with the next part of The Moses Controversy video on the … [Read more…]

THE CHURCH PEW & THE BED ROOM

One lady writes as follows: “The lingerie store where my aunt works was crowded with shoppers selecting Valentine’s Day gifts. A young businessman came to the register with a lacy black negligee. My aunt noticed that the next customer, an elderly farmer, was holding a long flannel nightgown and kept glancing at the younger man’s … [Read more…]

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Next Sunday, June 2nd, 2019, Pastor Fischer will teach and preach both in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 and in the Morning Service at 11:00 a.m.  In the evening service at 7:00 p.m., we will view another part of The Moses Controversy video.

FAT AND FIT

A woman goes to the doctor for a yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items.  “How much do you weigh?”  “115″ replies the lady.  The nurse puts her on the scale and it turns out she is 140 pounds.  The nurse asks, “And what is your  height?”  “5′ 8′,” the woman responds.  The … [Read more…]

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Next Sunday, May 26, 2019, the 10:00 a.m. Adult Bible Class will be taught by Pastor Gary Fischer.  The morning service at 11:00 will have Stuart Foy preaching, and Mark Wassink will be preaching in the evening service at 7:00 p.m.

WHERE HAS ALL THE FRAGRANCE GONE?

Why You Can’t Stop And Smell The Roses A forgetful husband thought he had conquered the age-old male problem of recalling the date of his wife’s birthday and their wedding anniversary.  So using a credit cared, he opened up an account at the local flower shop and instructed the florist to send flowers yearly on … [Read more…]

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On the Victoria Day Sunday, May 19th, 2019, there will be a unified Sunday School class for everyone at 10:00 a.m.  Pastor Eric Watson will preach in the morning service at 11:00.  In the evening at 7:00 p.m. we will be viewing Part 1 of the brand-new 2019 apologetic production, The Moses Controversy.  It is … [Read more…]

DID GOD MAKE WEEDS? YES!

A preacher was driving down a country road when he came upon the most scenic farm he’d ever seen (in over a lifetime travelling rural roads). He could only compare it to a beautiful painting. Now, it was by no means a new farm, but the house and the buildings were well constructed, in perfect … [Read more…]

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Mother’s Day is this coming Sunday, May 12, 2019.  The Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m., the morning service at 11:00, and the evening service at 7:00 p.m. will be led by Pastor Gary Fischer.

Coming Up…

On May 5th, 2019, Pastor Gary Fischer will preach in both morning (11:00) and evening (7:00) services – as well as teach the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.

CANNABIS IN A CAN Malt And Marijuana

An old cowboy sidled into a tavern and ordered a glass of milk with a shot of whiskey.  The saloon keeper fixed the drink and put it on the bar.  Then, a young circuit-riding preacher entered.  It was a hot day and with a long ride ahead, the parson asked for a cold glass of … [Read more…]

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This coming Sunday, April 28, 2019, Pastor Fischer will lead the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m., continuing his series on Ezra.  The new General Director of Gospel Missions to South America, Mr. Tom Gibbons, will be our guest preacher in the morning service at 11:00.  We will conclude the day with a sermon on … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

Easter Services on April 21, 2019, include an early service at 9:00 a.m. with Pastor Fischer.  This will be followed by an Easter breakfast at 10:00 a.m. in the Fellowship Room.  The 11:00 church service will include songs and message on the resurrection of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.  Of note, there will not … [Read more…]

WHY JOHNNY CAN’T ADD

A teacher gives the following math story problem.  A wealthy man dies and leaves $10,000,000 (ten million dollars) in his will:  one-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to the Baptist church.  Now, what does each family member get?”  After a … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

On Sunday, April 14th, 2019, the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. will be taught by Pastor Gary Fischer.  Stuart Foy, one of our deacons, will preach in the morning service at 11:00 a.m.  Later in the evening at 7:00 p.m., another of our deacons who works with our youth, Mark Wassink, will preach.

THE CALF PATH

One day, through the primeval wood, A calf walked home, as good calves should; But made a trail all bent askew, A crooked trail as all calves do. Since then two hundred years have fled, And, I infer, the calf is dead. But still he left behind his trail, And thereby hangs my moral tale. … [Read more…]

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This Sunday, April 7, 2019, the Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m. and the morning service at 11:00 will be led by Pastor Gary Fischer.  In the evening service at 7:00 p.m., we will finish watching the second half of the testimony of Dr. Ken Ham, entitled “Fire In My Bones”.

NOW THERE ARE FOUR Israel To The Moon

Someone has written, “Copernicus’ parents might just deserve some of the credit for his great discovery. Apparently at the age of twelve they said to him: ‘Young man, when are you going to realize that the world does not revolve around you!’” Up till now, the world of space exploration has revolved around the three … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

On the last Sunday in March (31st), Pastor Gary Fischer will lead in the Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m., then preach in the morning service at 11:00.  A special “Answers in Genesis” video entitled “Fire In My Bones” will be shown of Dr. Ken Ham in the evening service at 7:00 p.m.  This will … [Read more…]

LAWNMOWER PARENTS

The man passed out as he exited the front door onto his porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. “It was enough to make anybody do so,” he said. “My son asked me for the keys to the garage … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

On March 24th, Pastor Fischer will continue his series on Ezra in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.  Following this at 11:00 he also will preach in the morning service.  The evening service at 7:00 p.m. will feature Dr. Sexton (on screen) and the last of his series on Babies in the Bible – … [Read more…]

THE SAD STORY OF JONATHAN BROWN

I will tell you the story of Jonathan Brown, The wealthiest man in Vanastorbiltown. He had lands, he had houses, and factories and stocks, gold gilt-edged investments, as solid as rocks. “Every thing that I have,” he so frequently said, “shall belong to the Lord just as soon as I’m dead.” So he made out … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

Sunday, March 17th, at 10:00 in the morning Adult Bible Class, Pastor Gary continues his new teaching series on Ezra, The Second Moses.  Pastor Eric Watson will preach in the morning service at 11:00.  Then continuing in Dr. Sexton’s Babies in the Bible series, we will see and hear him on the screen his sermon … [Read more…]

A HALLMARK OR A HALL-MISS?

John invites his mother over for dinner.  During the meal, his mom can’t help but notice how beautiful John’s roommate is. Then, over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she starts to wonder if there is far more between John and the roommate than meets the eye.  Reading his mother’s thoughts, … [Read more…]

Coming Up…

On Sunday, March 10, 2019, the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. is led by Pastor Fischer who will begin a new teaching series on Ezra, the Second Moses.  In the morning service at 11:00, Pastor Fischer will preach on Jesus’ “Terrible” Financial Advice? – a new series by him.  Then in the evening service … [Read more…]

HOW THE JEWS WON WORLD WAR II

A man brings some very fine material to a Jewish  tailor and asks him to make a pair of pants. When he comes back a week later, the pants aren’t ready. Two weeks later, they still aren’t ready. Finally, after six weeks, the pants are ready. The man tries them on. They fit perfectly. Nonetheless, … [Read more…]

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Next Sunday is March 3rd, 2019.  Pastor Gary will take the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m., followed by preaching in the morning service at 11:00.  Due to the snow storm this past Sunday, we have rescheduled Mark Wassink to preach in the evening service at 7:00.

STICKY SOLUTION

A farmer won the very first million-dollar lottery and he was asked by reporters what he was going to do with all the money.  He replied, “I’m going to keep on farming until it is all gone!” Farming is expensive and one of the major costs is that of pesticides (pest control).  These chemical fertilizers … [Read more…]

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This coming Sunday at 10 a.m., February 24, 2019, in the Adult Bible Class over the next two Sundays pastor will be showing THE FOOL (The True “Banana Man” Story).  At the 11:00 morning service this week Stuart Foy will preach.  In the evening service at 7:00 p.m. Mark Wassink will bring the message to … [Read more…]

HOW SWEDE IT IS! Sweden: Lessons For North America

A Britisher, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Brit. “they must be British.”  “Nonsense,” protested the Frenchman, “They are so natural and beautiful. Clearly, they’re French.” “No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, “they … [Read more…]

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On Family Day Sunday, February 17, 2019, there will be a unified Sunday School at 10:00 a.m. with Pastor Gary.  At the 11:00 morning service we will hear from Pastor Eric Watson.  After a pot-luck meal at noon, we will reconvene at around 1:00 p.m. for an afternoon service.  There will be no evening service … [Read more…]

THIRTY-TWO THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT CHARLES SPURGEON

Charles Spurgeon (1834-1891) – The English Baptist, “Prince Of Preachers” built the world’s first mega-church long before the modern term came into being. #1 –  One woman was converted through reading a single page of one of Spurgeon’s sermons wrapped around some butter she had bought. #2 – Spurgeon read The Pilgrim’s Progress at age … [Read more…]

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Next Sunday, February 10, 2019, Pastor Fischer will conclude the Prophecy Phrases series with “a thief in the night” in the 10:00 Adult Bible Class.  He will also preach in the morning service at 11:00.  We will continue the topic by Dr. Clarence Sexton (on the screen) of Bible Babies at 7:00 p.m.

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This Sunday, February 3rd, 2019, the 10:00 Adult Bible Class and Morning Service at 11:00 will be led by Pastor Gary Fischer.  In the Evening Service at 7:00 p.m., we will hear Dr. Sexton via video screen continue his series on Bible Babies.

DRINKING AND DASHING

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their vehicles are totally demolished but amazingly neither one of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their respective autos, the woman says to the fella, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just … [Read more…]

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January 27, 2019 – Adult Bible Class is at 10:00 with teacher, Pastor Fischer.  The morning service is at 11:00 with Pastor Fischer and the 7:00 evening service will feature on screen a message by Dr. Sexton.

LONG IN THE TOOTH?

A man walks into a dentist’s office and asks, “How much to pull a tooth?”  “$100,” the dentist says.  “That’s ridiculous,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well,” the dentist informs him, “If I don’t use my assistant, I can knock the price down to $75.”  “Nope,” complains the man, “it’s still too … [Read more…]

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Sunday 20, 2019 – In the 10:00 hour, Pastor Gary will continue the teaching series on Prophecy Phrases.  We will be looking at “except there come a falling away first”.  In the 11:00 hour, Pastor Gary will preach on, The Most Important Prayer A Christian Can Pray.  In the 7:00 hour, Dr. Clarence Sexton (screen) … [Read more…]

AND NOW THERE ARE NINE

Here is a hillbilly’s Ten Commandments rendition: #1 – Just one God #2 – Put nothin’ before God #3 – Watch yer mouth #4 – Git yourself to Sunday meetin’ #5 – Honor yer Ma & Pa #6 – No killin’ #7 – No foolin’ around with another fellow’s gal #8 – Don’t take what … [Read more…]

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On January 13, 2019 in the Adult Bible Class at 10 A.M. Pastor Fischer will continue the endtime teaching series, Prophetic Phrases (the Day of Christ).  At 11 A.M. Pastor Eric Watson will preach and then in the 7:00 evening service, Pastor Gary will do the follow-up message entitled, “Is Canada Going to Pot?” – … [Read more…]

THE TRUTH ABOUT LYING

A pastor was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them around twelve years of age.  The lads had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?”  One of the … [Read more…]

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In the morning Adult Bible Class at 10:00 Pastor Gary will begin the endtime teaching series, Prophetic Phrases.  The first one we will look at is, The Day of the Lord.  At 7:00, in the evening, Pastor Gary will begin the current-event preaching series, The Bible And Marijuana.  Stuart Foy will preach in the morning … [Read more…]

THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS

‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house, nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste, All the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk … [Read more…]

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Sunday, December 30, will be the last service for this year 2018.  We are honoured to have Pastor Jason Borrmann from Aylmer as our guest preacher in the 11:00 morning service.  And at the 7:00 evening service, Mark Wassink from our church family will be bringing the message.

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There is no Sunday School at 10:00 on Sunday, December 23rd, 2018.  Pastor Fischer will preach at 11:00 “All I Want For Christmas Is…” and Sunday evening at 7:00 “The Gift of Redemption”.  A fellowship time for everyone is planned after the evening service.

JESUS OR JAIL

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down main street.  “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain…”  “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer, “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the police chief gets back.”  “But officer, I just wanted to say…”  “And I … [Read more…]

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On the morning of December 16th, everyone will meet together for a unified Sunday School class at 10 a.m.  Pastor Fischer will preach in the morning service at 11:00.  The evening service at 7:00 p.m. will feature on screen the preacher – Paul Chappell.  More of the Christmas carols will be enjoyed in these services.

CASANOVA OF ASSASSINS John Wilkes Booth

One young lady writes, “Before I heard the doctors tell the dangers of a kiss I had considered kissing you the nearest thing to bliss. But now I know biology and sit and sigh and moan, six million mad bacteria and I thought we were alone!” John Wilkes Booth was in1838 on a farm just … [Read more…]

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On Sunday, December 9th, we continue singing and enjoying the Christmas carols.  The Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m. and the morning service at 11 will be led by Pastor Gary Fischer.  From the screen, we will watch and listen to Dr. Clarence Sexton as he preaches for the evening service at 7 p.m.

NOW THAT’S MY KIND OF FORTUNE TELLER!

Dalai Lama, the Zen Master of the Buddhist religion, was in New York City, having been invited to speak at the United Nations.  Since the hotel he was staying at was just down the street from the U.N. building, he decided to walk instead of taking a taxi.   On his way, he came across a … [Read more…]

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Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m. on December 2nd will conclude the testimony of Ken Ham and his part in “Answers in Genesis”.  The 11:00 a.m. service will have Pastor Eric Watson preaching.  To conclude the day at 7:00 p.m., the evening service will have Pastor Gary Fischer sharing from the Bible.  Come and join … [Read more…]

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On Sunday at 10 a.m., November 25, the Adult Bible Class will show the personal testimony of Ken Ham on screen (Answers in Genesis).  Pastor Gary Fischer will preach in the morning service at 11:00. In the evening service at 7:00 p.m., we will be showing on screen another of Dr. Clarence Sexton’s series on … [Read more…]

Why French Children Don’t Have ADHD

Sunday morning, a family was seated together in church, and the parents were doing their best to control the youngest child, who was continually acting up during the service.  Finally the father had enough and during the offertory, lifted the little fella over his shoulder and began walking  back toward the foyer.  As they were … [Read more…]

Secrets of the Buffet

Just In Time For The Holidays! At an all-you-can-eat restaurant the husband came back to the table, his plate full for the fifth time. “Dear” exclaimed his wife, “Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?” “Not a bit,” replied the husband, “I just tell them … [Read more…]

Tricks & Treats!

The modern Halloween began as a Celtic pagan festival  that marked the end of the harvest season and the beginning of the winter season, falling mid-way between the autumn and winter equinox (sunset October 31 to sunrise November 1).   This was their New Years, and it was believed that during this transition from one year … [Read more…]

JEWS, JEWS AND MORE JEWS

A woman came from a large family of six sisters and six brothers. One day she was looking through the family photo album when she noticed that in picture after picture, all the children were dressed in matching outfits. Later, she asked her mother why everyone – even the baby – was dressed identically.  Her … [Read more…]

The Sky is Falling, Again!

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the American North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.  … [Read more…]

The Bible, Book or Library?

THE BIBLE, BOOK OR LIBRARY? A man was doing a research paper on suicide. He visited the library and asked the person behind the counter for books on the subject and was directed to a a certain aisle. However, the fella soon returned to the front desk and said the entire shelf was empty. The … [Read more…]

Lawn-Mower Parents

The Newest Way Of Raising Kids The man passed out as he exited the front door onto his porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. “It was enough to make anybody do so,” he said. “My son asked me … [Read more…]

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We are continuing the subject of “Aliens Debunked” in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. on September 23rd.  The morning service at 11:00 a.m. will be with Pastor Gary Fischer, and the evening service will be a sermon on the screen by Clarence Sexton at 7:00 p.m.

FAKE FIGURES

A rookie police officer was asked the following exam question: “How would you go about dispersing a crowd?  He answered, “Take up an offering, it does it every time!”  This past week, Donald Trump, the current President of the United States and Barak Obama, the former President of the United States, gave campaign speeches.  And … [Read more…]

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September 16, 2018 – The Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. led by Pastor Gary Fischer is to be on the subject of The Bible and UFO’s which will be continued for the following two Sundays.  The morning service at 11:00 a.m. will have Pastor Gary preaching and in the evening service, our guest, Neil … [Read more…]

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On Sunday, September 9th, the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. will feature a video lesson by Ken Ham, entitled, “Science Confirms the Bible.”  Pastor Eric Watson will preach in the 11:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. services.

RAISING THE DEAD

Israel And Jordan Agree On A Red Sea To Dead Sea Pipeline An old Jewish grandfather was taking care of his two young grandchildren. One of the children asked him how old he and grandma were. Gramps looked at his grandson and sighed.  “We’re so old that when we were your age, the Dead Sea … [Read more…]

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September 2, 2018 – Back to School Sunday – Everyone will be together at 10:00 a.m. for a unified Sunday School class.  A film about The Battle of Jericho using Lego characters will be featured.  School rooms will be open between 10:30 and 11:00 for any to see where this year’s classes are held.  Following … [Read more…]

AN ALBATROSS AROUND A CREATIONIST’S NECK?

A fisherman came home and said to his wife, “Look at what I caught today.”  She replied, “The neighbour  told me she saw you at the supermarket.”  And he countered, “Of course she did.  I reeled in so many, I had to first stop and sell some of them!” Recently, Creation Magazine had the following … [Read more…]

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Sunday, August 19th, 2018 – We continue the Adult Bible Class with Ray Vander Lann and his video series on Cultures in Conflict at 10:00 a.m.  Both the morning 11:00 service and the evening 7:00 service will be led by Pastor Gary Fischer.

THE LAST STRAW

A man tells about trying to throw a trash can away, the one thing it seems a garbage man won’t pick up. One morning I set an old rusty trash can out at the street thinking that the garbage man would understand it needed to be thrown away; but when I came back that afternoon … [Read more…]

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August 12, 2018 – We continue the Adult Bible Class series with on-screen teacher, Ray Vander Laan on site in Israel and his commentary on the Bible Lands and People of that day.  Pastor Eric Watson will preach in the 11:00 morning service.  At 7:00 in the evening, Pastor Gary Fischer will conclude the services … [Read more…]

CHICKEN LITTLES

Guess Who’s #1 In The World For Reducing Carbon Dioxide Emissions One day a first-grade teacher was reading the tale of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.  She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and … [Read more…]

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This Sunday, August 5th, there will be a unified Sunday School Class with Pastor Gary at 10:00 a.m.  Our pastor will also preach in the 11:00 a.m. service.  In the evening at 7:00, we will view Dr. Paul Chappell preaching on screen.  To celebrate the Civic Holiday, ice-cream on a stick will be the treat … [Read more…]

WALKING IT OFF

Man Drops Almost 300 Pounds After Walking 6,000 Miles Over Two Years A teenage boy had just gotten his driver’s licence and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.  His father said he’d make a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up from a C to a B … [Read more…]

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July 29th, 2018 – The Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. will feature the 2nd in the series of Ray Vander Laan of Cultures in Conflict.  Both the 11:00 morning service and the 7:00 evening service will have Pastor Gary Fischer preaching.  The evening service is a continuing sermon series on the topic of Heaven, … [Read more…]

ANTI-ICKY POO

Chuck Swindoll, the well-known author and speaker, writes the following – When my wife, Cynthia and I returned home from a combination of summer ministry and vacation, we opened the front door of our house and were met with an awful stench.  We hoped that it was bad food in the refrigerator.  It wasn’t.  We … [Read more…]

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July 22, 2018 – We want to begin a 5 week summer series entitled Cultures in Conflict in the Adult Bible Class at 10 a.m.  It is filmed onsite in Israel and Greece and led by Ray Vander Laan. Pastor Fischer will preach in the 11:00 morning service.   An on-screen preacher, Dr. S.M. Davis, will … [Read more…]

THE SEQUENCE OF SUCCESS

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet the girl’s parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.  So the father invites the fiancé into his study.  “So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.  “I am a Bible scholar.” he replies.  “A Bible … [Read more…]

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Sunday, July 15th, 2018, Pastor Gary will teach in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 and then preach in the morning service at 11:00.  In the evening service at 7:00 p.m., Dr. S. M. Davis will preach via the screen a sermon entitled, “The Attitude No Lady Should Have.”

TWO FATHERS & ONE MOTHER Only In Canada

A child asked her mother, “How were people born?” The mother said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up to became adults and they made babies, and so on.”  The child then went to her father and asked him the same question.  He told her, “We were monkeys, then we evolved over … [Read more…]

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July 8, 2018 – The Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. is taught by Pastor Gary. – The Morning Service at 11:00 will have Stuart Foy preaching. – The Evening Service at 7:00 will have Mark Wassink preaching.

DO YOU KNOW ME?

3,000 Year-Old Sculpture Depicts A Biblical King, But Which One? Two ladies, both in their mid-eighties, had been friends since they were in their twenties.  And each week, now for over sixty years, they continued to meet to drink some coffee, play some cards and chat about life.  One day, one said to the other, … [Read more…]

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On Canada Day Sunday, there is a unified Sunday School class in the auditorium at 10:00 a.m.  In the morning service we will hear Pastor Eric Watson preach.  This will be followed by a lunch (everyone is to bring a salad and a desert, with ham, buns and drink provided).  Instead of an evening service, … [Read more…]

NOT JUST A LOT OF HOT AIR

My pastor friend put new sanitary hot-air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church.  Then, after just two weeks, he took them out.  I asked him why and he confessed that they worked fine, but when he went in there to use one, he saw a sign above a unit that read: “For … [Read more…]

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Sunday, June 24th, 2018  –  Pastor Gary Fischer will bring the lessons from God’s Word in the 10:00 Adult Bible Class, the 11:00 morning service, and the 7:00 p.m. service.

THE BAPTIST WOMAN WHO SAVED THE MISS AMERICA BEAUTY PAGEANT

Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!” When it comes to women and beauty, did you know it was a born-again, Bible-believing, Baptist lady who saved the … [Read more…]

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On Father’s Day, June 17th, there will be child dedication as part of the morning service.  Pastor Fischer will speak in the morning service as well as in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.  In the evening service at 7 p.m., Dr. S. M. Davis (on the screen) will bring a message on Job, … [Read more…]

PAVING THE ROAD TO ARMAGEDDON?

There’s a Chinese proverb that says of military conflict, “War doesn’t determine who is right, but who is left.” What is silk?  Silk is a thin, but strong fibre that silkworms produce when they are making their cocoons. It can be woven into a very soft and smooth fabric. Silk fabric was invented in ancient … [Read more…]

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Adult Bible Class 10:00 a.m. Morning Service 11:00 a.m. Evening Service 7:00 p.m. Pastor Gary will be teaching and preaching June 10th, 2018

RED-LETTER CHRISTIANS

Cecil B. DeMille, the famed Hollywood film-maker, came up with what he was convinced was a brilliant idea. He had already made a name for himself as the director of epic silent films – movies that did terrific business at the box office.  So he decided he would repay his audience’s support by letting them … [Read more…]

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June 3rd, 2018 – Pastor Gary Fischer will teach in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m., as well as speak in the morning service at 11:00.  Mark Wassink, our Youth Leader, will preach in the evening service along with a hymn sing at 7:00.

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On Sunday, May 27th, Pastor Fischer will continue his Bible study on Torn Asunder (Divorce) in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m.   Stuart Foy, a deacon at Wingham Baptist Church, will preach in the morning service at 11:00 and in the evening service at 7:00 we will have Pastor Gary to open the Word … [Read more…]

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Victoria Day Sunday May 20th – All the Sunday School classes will be combined at 10:00 a.m. in the church auditorium.  In the 11:00 morning service, Pastor Eric Watson will be preaching.  Then in the 7:00 evening service, Pastor Jason Borrmann from Aylmer, ON, will be our guest speaker.  In honour of the holiday we … [Read more…]

HERE COMES THE BRIDE! Not In These Religions

Before her wedding, a young bride got more and more nervous about the wedding ceremony so she went to see the minister. He reassured her by pointing out that the ceremony was quite simple.  “You enter the church and walk up the aisle.  The groom will be waiting for you at the altar.  Everyone will … [Read more…]

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On Mother’s Day this Sunday, May 13th, Pastor Gary Fischer will continue the 10:00 a.m. Adult Bible Class on the subject of Torn Asunder/Don’t Divorce.  He will also be preaching in the morning service at 11:00.  Dr. Paul Chappell (on the screen) will preach in the evening service at 7:00 p.m.

IN DEFENSE OF THE “NEW” KING JAMES BIBLE

It was Sunday morning and the young mother and her little girl were sitting in church.  Just before the service started, the parent opened a Bible and rested it upon her lap.  The daughter noticed all the printing and the conversation between the two went like this, “Did God really write all those words?  Yes, … [Read more…]

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The 10:00 a.m. Adult Bible Class with Pastor Fischer will begin a series on TORN ASUNDER – Don’t Divorce.  Pastor Fischer will preach both in the morning and evening services on May 6th, 2018.  On the Wednesday prayer meeting, May 9th, a new series by Pastor Fischer on THREE IN ONE – The Trinity will … [Read more…]

AN AMERICAN IN LONDON

A little girl came home from her first day at school.  She was particularly excited about a fairy tale the teacher had read at book time.  It was a romance  between a rich prince and a poor lady.  After going through just about every detail she said to her mother, “And Mommy, do you know … [Read more…]

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On Sunday, April 29th, in the Adult Bible Class, we will see and hear on the screen another message on Heaven by Dr. Adrian Rodgers.  Then in the Morning Service at 11:00, Stuart Foy will be speaking.  In the evening service at 7:00 p.m., Mark Wassink will preach.

A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK

Two young sweethearts sat together in a swing on the front porch of a country home.  The young man noticed the young woman had a tear running down her face.  He said, “What’s the matter, my little darling?  Don’t worry, I’ll kiss that tear away.”  After doing so a few more times he said, “Is … [Read more…]

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Sunday, April 15th, 2018 in the Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m., we will listen to Dr. Adrian Rogers preach on the screen a message from his prophetic series, “Ready or Not, Here I Come”. Pastor Gary Fischer will preach both in the 11:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. services.

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO CHICK-FIL-A

One day the Library was lonely with no one in it for the librarian to help. These two chickens came through the door screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian quickly got up and gave them each 5 books. The two chickens left satisfied. Just a few minutes later the same two chickens come through the door … [Read more…]

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Sunday, April 8th, at the 10:00 a.m. Adult Bible Class, an on-screen presentation entitled, The Clash of Two Kingdoms with Ran Vander Laan. Pastor Gary Fischer will preach both in the 11:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. services.  There will be partaking of communion in the morning service. No Wednesday prayer meeting because of the funeral … [Read more…]

SON OF A GUN

In The 27 Deadliest School Shootings In The United States 26 Of The Shooters Were Raised In Homes Without A Father In the 1800s British navy, young women were allowed on board to accompany sailors on long ocean voyages.  Inevitably, these prostitution dalliances resulted in the conception of children.  Now at that time, those war … [Read more…]

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Easter Sunday at 9:00 on April 1st will be the Sunrise service.  A breakfast for everyone in the fellowship room will follow at 10:00 a.m.  The morning service with Pastor Gary will begin at 11:00 a.m. (There will be no evening service on April 1st.)

HARE-BRAINED DECISION

Christian Foster Parents Lose Kids Over Santa Claus And Easter Bunny, But Ontario Court Disagrees A mother writes – When our daughter, Genevieve, was nine, she loved duct tape. She was also at the age when she questioned the existence of the tooth fairy. When she lost another tooth, she thought she’d be a smarty-pants … [Read more…]

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March 25, 2018 – Adult Bible Class with Pastor Gary; the Morning Service at 11:00 with Stuart Foy preaching; and the Evening Service with Mark Wassink preaching.  Looking ahead to Easter Sunday on April 1st, there will be a Sunrise service at 9:00 a.m., followed by an Easter Breakfast at 10:00 a.m.  Special music will … [Read more…]

NOTHING TO SNICKER(S) AT!

A man found a magic lamp on the beach. He rubbed it and out popped a genie, who gave the fella three wishes.  First, he wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was the money. Second, he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was the car.  Finally, he wished that  he could be … [Read more…]

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Sunday, March 18th – Adult Bible Class at 10:00 a.m. and morning service at 11:00 with Pastor Gary Fischer and in the evening, Dr. S.M. Davis preaching (on screen) in the 7:00 p.m. service.