FIGHTING OVER THE FARM

One day, the father of a very wealthy family sent his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. The son spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. Upon the son’s return, the … [Read more…]

ALL IN A DAY’S WORK

Could Adam Have Named All Of The Animals In One Day? Seven mathematicians were discussing the Bible and the question came up as to how many apples Adam and Eve ate in the Garden of Eden. Each math wiz gave their answer, First man: I think there was only one apple in the Garden … … [Read more…]

THE BIBLE AND THE BINDI

A health-and-wealth televangelist, an orthodox Jewish rabbi and a Hindu holy man, travelling together, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said: “There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house, so one of you must … [Read more…]

WORSHIP WARS

An older lady came to the pastor after a church service; not about the sermon, but about the music. She did not like the new choruses being introduced into the worship hour. The pastor replied that David wrote in the Psalms to sing a new song and that is what he would have played on … [Read more…]

A BURDEN VS A CALL

A young farmer was plowing his field one spring and he was kind of discouraged with farming. He tried growing cotton, but that didn’t do very well. Soy beans weren’t any better. And beans were a total failure. So he got to wondering about what he ought to do with the rest of his life. … [Read more…]

BODY OF EVIDENCE

In the hospital the relatives gathered as their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in booking somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the … [Read more…]

WHO SAID THE EARTH WAS FLAT?

I was glad when they said unto me,Let us go into the house of the Lord. Things Mothers Might Have Said Thomas Edison’s Mother – “Of course I’m proud you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed.”…Abraham Lincoln’s Mother – “Again, with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you wear a … [Read more…]

STAYING ON YOUR SIDE OF THE ROAD

An old lady was watching the news on television when suddenly a story came on saying somebody was driving the wrong way down the highway (the same road her husband drives to work on each day.) Being very nervous about it, she decided to call her husband to caution him and to ensure that he … [Read more…]

Clocks ahead!

Reminder the clocks are going ahead one hour March 10 (this Sunday at 2AM is the official hour that this takes place). Don’t be late for church, get up at 2AM and take an hour and fifteen minutes to do a fifteen minute job.