A health-and-wealth televangelist, an orthodox Jewish rabbi and a Hindu holy man, travelling together, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said: “There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house, so one of you must … [Read more…]
An older lady came to the pastor after a church service; not about the sermon, but about the music. She did not like the new choruses being introduced into the worship hour. The pastor replied that David wrote in the Psalms to sing a new song and that is what he would have played on … [Read more…]
A young farmer was plowing his field one spring and he was kind of discouraged with farming. He tried growing cotton, but that didn’t do very well. Soy beans weren’t any better. And beans were a total failure. So he got to wondering about what he ought to do with the rest of his life. … [Read more…]
Sunrise Service at 9:00 Breakfast 10:00 Morning Service at 11:00 No Evening Service
In the hospital the relatives gathered as their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in booking somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the … [Read more…]
I was glad when they said unto me,Let us go into the house of the Lord. Things Mothers Might Have Said Thomas Edison’s Mother – “Of course I’m proud you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed.”…Abraham Lincoln’s Mother – “Again, with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you wear a … [Read more…]
An old lady was watching the news on television when suddenly a story came on saying somebody was driving the wrong way down the highway (the same road her husband drives to work on each day.) Being very nervous about it, she decided to call her husband to caution him and to ensure that he … [Read more…]
Reminder the clocks are going ahead one hour March 10 (this Sunday at 2AM is the official hour that this takes place). Don’t be late for church, get up at 2AM and take an hour and fifteen minutes to do a fifteen minute job.
I was glad when they said unto me,Let us go into the house of the Lord. A woman was waiting at an airport one night, with several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shops, bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed … [Read more…]
CHANGE IN SERVICES FOR SUNDAY Feb 18 At 10:00, the adults will meet upstairs for a Bible lesson (the children will meet downstairs to practice their special) … Normal service at 11:00. At 12:00 there will be a pot-luck lunch (please bring a crock pot item or salad and a dessert) … No evening service … [Read more…]