A HAIRY ISSUE

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop. Then when the barber went to open his shop the next morning, … [Read more…]

FARMERS ON THE FOREFRONT

A Texan is visiting Israel and feeling thirsty, so he stops at a house along the road. “Can you give me a drink?” asks the Texan “Of course,” says the Israeli, and he invited the Texan to come in. “What do you do?” asks the Texan. “I raise chickens,” says the Israeli. “Really?” says the … [Read more…]

THE RAINBOW DIET

A young son was lying in bed, listening to his father read the bed-time story book to him. After hearing all of the fairy tales, the little boy said the following to his parent. “Now let me get this straight. Snow White was poisoned by an apple and almost died. Jack found a huge giant … [Read more…]

FIGHTING OVER THE FARM

One day, the father of a very wealthy family sent his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. The son spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. Upon the son’s return, the … [Read more…]

ALL IN A DAY’S WORK

Could Adam Have Named All Of The Animals In One Day? Seven mathematicians were discussing the Bible and the question came up as to how many apples Adam and Eve ate in the Garden of Eden. Each math wiz gave their answer, First man: I think there was only one apple in the Garden … … [Read more…]

THE BIBLE AND THE BINDI

A health-and-wealth televangelist, an orthodox Jewish rabbi and a Hindu holy man, travelling together, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said: “There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house, so one of you must … [Read more…]

WORSHIP WARS

An older lady came to the pastor after a church service; not about the sermon, but about the music. She did not like the new choruses being introduced into the worship hour. The pastor replied that David wrote in the Psalms to sing a new song and that is what he would have played on … [Read more…]

A BURDEN VS A CALL

A young farmer was plowing his field one spring and he was kind of discouraged with farming. He tried growing cotton, but that didn’t do very well. Soy beans weren’t any better. And beans were a total failure. So he got to wondering about what he ought to do with the rest of his life. … [Read more…]

BODY OF EVIDENCE

In the hospital the relatives gathered as their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in booking somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the … [Read more…]